The only place...

..she want's to be is underneath my christmas tree...
Hoe Hoe..no it's not like that biitches. I have an appointment with a
gynecologist in circa 2 weeks. And im dreading this moment.
She probably wants to stick a cold hard metalic object up my soft and warm vajayjay. Well i say hell no to that! I mean it's not like im doing the wild monkey dance ...YET.
Oh oh my vajayjay is delicious...hoe hoe under the christmas tree
DAMN need 2 shave this christmas tree the holidays are over...


2 be continued